Not Long 4 This World Alert: Charlie Sheen died four times since October.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 21 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Back in November, the low rent Examiner went with a story that Martin Sheen was trying an intervention to save his dying son, so Charlie is already on the tabloid vulture list. This week, The Flagship is trying to tell us the Examiner already deserves credit for a scoop since Charlie has been dead four times since last October, and promises details on how he was brought back to life.

A small bookkeeping note: Charlie is no where near being in the top ten of cover stories in the tabloids since I started this blog in 2010, but one more story next week or some breaking news this week and he will be in the 2011 Top Ten. Right now, he's number 11 with a bullet, though I hope it isn't a literal bullet.