Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 7 February 2011
A couple of headlines out of time sequence today because I didn't see last week's Sun until today. The Weekly World News, the home of Bat Boy and aliens and two-headed bigfoots (bigfeet?) getting shot on the White House lawn, goes with a completely verifiable headline that would be right at home in the Globe or the low rent Examiner. In fact, the low rent Examiner had this story as part of a Problems With Plastic Alert™ anthology back last September.
Joan Kennedy looks like hell.
If we measure bad plastic surgery as distance from Mickey Rourke, Joan Kennedy may actually be beyond the Mickster. I judge her to be about somewhere between 105% and 110% on the Rourke Rubber Mask scale, also written as RRM 1.05 and RRM 1.1.