Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 10 January 2011
Who else but the Weekly World News would tell us the important news we can use?
Nobody, I tellz ya.
So they found an alien skull on the White House lawn, and the WWN speculates that the aliens might return for the remains of their fallen comrade.
I say it's lucky they found it in the dead of winter like this. If some kid had found it during the Easter egg hunt, THAT would have been awkward.