You So Crazy Alert™:Lisa Marie's meltdown

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 8 November 2010

The Flagship continues its war against fat Scientologists by taking a swipe at Lisa Marie Presley this week. Among their claims about her meltdown, we have:

• Dangerous dieting and mood swings
• Teen son walks out
• Fighting with husband #4

For the record, the Enquirer seriously hates Lisa Marie, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta, fat Scientologists all. On the other hand, they have had only one story about the still svelte Tom Cruise.