Publication: Weekly Life & StyleDate: 15 November 2010
Back in June, when I was young and naive, I thought the supermarket rags would continue telling us the story of the attention starved idiots Heidi Montag and her douchebag husband Spencer Pratt. I now realize that attention starved idiots who no longer have reality TV shows are of little interest to the gossip rags and their attempts to stay relevant are nearly hopeless.
They got divorced when they realized they would have to declare bankruptcy. Somehow, they burned through ten million dollars. I'm such a broke mofo, i have no idea how anyone could do that, though the old adage about fools and their money comes to mind.