Publication: National EnquirerDate: 23 August 2010
The Globe, one of the weaker Wicked Step Sister tabloids, is putting a lot of their eggs in the We Hate Barack Hussein Kim Jong Obama basket, but the Enquirer, the evil tabloid with more vision, is try to catch onto the We Hate Michelle Obama wave.
Michelle went on a spending spree. The Wicked Step Sister blogs are big on talking in code, but it's not a secret code. Why are they the only magazines that write about Oprah? Because they cater to the crowd that thinks she's uppity. Ditto Michelle Obama. (Who uses the word "ditto" a lot? If you understand the code, I think you already know who.) The other African American female celebrity who gets the All Step Sister All The Time treatment is Whitney Houston, who I will admit is a much hotter mess than either Michelle or Oprah.
The editors at these magazines might need to seek therapy when dealing with their feelings toward black women. I'm sure Dr. Laura Schlessinger would lend a sympathetic ear.