Publication: National ExaminerDate: 16 August 2010
Yes, the happy picture of Wills and Kate is put up front and center this week, because according to the National Examiner, they already done got hitched. Supposedly, grandma Liz said it wouldn't do for them to live in sin, so they have tied the knot in secret and can continue to make hot monkey love with the full blessing of the Church of England and HRH Her Own Bad Self.
Side note to Liz: A future king of England can't live in sin? Do you just read Dick Francis novels? Seriously, if he isn't chopping off his girlfriend's head or locking her in the Tower of London, you people are way ahead of the game, historically speaking.