Not Long 4 This World Alert:Tony Curtis fights for life

Publication: Globe
Date: 2 August 2010

Fresh trash on Thursday! Eight of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have websites that give sneak peaks of their new covers their on Wednesdays, and of the 27 stories mentioned there, there are only two that are about folks that haven't been on the covers of the supermarket rags before this year.

One is a sad story from the unreliable Globe, telling us that Tony Curtis is fighting for his life. There are plenty of pictures of sickly old Tony now, but I wanted to publish a picture from the Good Old Days when he was just about the prettiest man in show business.

You may already know this, but Elvis Presley's natural hair color was a light brown. He decided to dye his hair black because he wanted to look like Tony Curtis.

Best wishes to Mr. Curtis, his family and friends, from a fan.