On the rocks alert:Brad torn from Jen

Publication: In Touch
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Most of the tabloids are on board with the idea that the Pitt-Jolie marriage is NOT about to break up, but In Touch wants us to know that Brad Pitt is still pining for Jennifer Aniston.

This goes with the underlying theme of many of the tabloids that being rich, famous and good looking really sucks, so why even bother? Just buy the processed foods you came to the supermarket to get and be glad you are not them.