Love Bird Alert™: Taylor Swift and Cory Monteith

Publications: OK!, Us Weekly, Star
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Okay, this is how this works. Two celebrities are seen together at a public function. If it isn't completely obvious that they are just co-stars of some movie or TV show, and even if they are co-stars, the tabloids assume that after the picture is taken, they are immediately in some private room exchanging bodily fluids and planning where to put the tattoos of each other's names.

Cory Monteith of the TV show Glee was seen with Grammy winner and completely adorable young lady Taylor Swift at the Clive Davis after-Grammy party, so they are a couple.

We will see that if Taylor really is coupling with everybody the tabloids claim she is coupling with, she is a serious slutty slut slut, as The Monarch once called Dr. Girlfriend. (Venture Brothers reference, to show I'm down with the indie crowd.) Another possibility is that Taylor is being falsely paired off with all these eligible guys to throw folks off the scent. My followers dguzman and Karen Zipdrive would be able to speak to this with far more authority than I can.