Leaving the Love Boat™:George Lopez and his wife Ann are divorcing

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 28 September 2010

George Lopez and his wife of of 17 years Ann are getting a divorce. The most remarkable aspect of their marriage is that she gave him a kidney a few years back when he had a life threatening illness. This year, he made one appearance on the covers of the supermarket rags when the Enquirer stated he had sex with a hooker. So the tabloids did give us some warning, but they talk trash about a lot of people whose marriages don't break up as well.

Man Slut Alert:George Lopez has sex with hooker

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 31 May 2010

When I started the man slut category, it looked like it was just Gerard Butler and John Mayer. And, oh yeah, Tiger Woods.

Okay, okay... Justin Timberlake counts. And Jesse James, obvs.

The list keeps getting longer and longer. May we should just say any man with extra time and enough money should count as a man slut.

But that would mean all male celebrities, wouldn't it?

Things that make you go hmm.

This week, The Flagship officially put comedian George Lopez on the list by revealing he paid a hooker for sex, enraging his wife who gave up a kidney to save his life.

Stay classy, George. And the same goes for you, National Enquirer.