Not a meanest story nominee: Jennifer Aniston breast cancer drama!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! It's no secret the gossip rags love Jennifer Aniston, but she hasn't had that many stories in the Enquirer or any of the other Three Wicked Step Sisters. The last time The Flagship mentioned her, she was supposed to be a fall down drunk. Now she's supposed to have breast cancer.

Or does she? The sub-headline reads "leading the fight against the deadly disease!", which makes you wonder if she has breast cancer or if someone she knows has breast cancer.

Here's a handy rule of thumb. If a story in the gossip rags has the word "drama" in it, it probably isn't the thing you thought they insinuated.