Breaking news: Charlie Sheen fired from Two and a Half Men

Publication: Reuters (via Talking Points Memo)
Date: 7 March 2011

How many people do you have to threaten with knives to get fired from the most popular comedy in America? Apparently, the answer is zero. The way that Reuters is spinning it, Charlie Sheen got canned from the hit TV series Two and a Half Men for making vaguely anti-Semitic remarks about his boss Chuck Lorre.

I'm so glad this country has its priorities straight.