Publication: In TouchDate: 6 December 2010
As you might guess, Wills and Kate are getting a lot of stories in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, with many of them focusing on Kate Middleton, the young woman not yet saturated into American brains but soon will be.
In Touch tells us she is going to get a million dollar makeover. The Palace, the very old building with the very sensitive feelings, may think she doesn't dress properly, but in most of the pictures I've seen of her, her fashion sense is already pretty good.
And, of course, she's purdy.
They also say she will be going through princess boot camp.
The idea of R. Lee Ermey saying "You call yourself a princess, princess? YOU MAKE ME SICK! Now drop and give me twenty." makes me smile.
There's something seriously wrong with me.