Pray for Merle Haggard

Publication: Globe
Date: 15 November 2010

The Globe headline is short and to the point. This is probably shorthand for a bad health situation for Mr. Haggard that may be fatal, so I'm giving it a Not Long 4 This World (indirect) label.

I'm assuming they didn't come right out and say Haggard was dying because they already had a Brave Last Days headline for Penny Marshall.

Best wishes to Mr. Haggard, his family and friends, but not from a fan. Bet you wish you could smoke some marijuana in Muskogee now, you miserable ignorant hick.