Mean planted crap alert:Julia Roberts becomes a Hindu!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 23 August 2010

If I have any respect for the National Enquirer, and that's a big if, they do things on their own terms. Other supermarket rags are putting in plugs for Julia Roberts' new movie this week. They decided to do a scare story about Julia Roberts claiming that she is now a Hindu, including a picture of the Swami she visited.

The reason that I have almost no respect for the Enquirer is the consistency of their simple primary subtext.

You should hate people who are different from you, especially if you are a heterosexual white Christian.