Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 2 August 2010
When the Sun makes end of the world predictions, I don't print them unless they have a date attached. The Weekly World News invokes a Skeeter Davis Alert™ this week without a date, and yet I print it.
This is because I love the Weekly World News and the Sun... not so much.
There will be a second flood and the WWN gives you instructions on how to make your own ark... out of used wine corks!
You may want to become a close personal friend of Matty Boy in this case. Or maybe the Gosh Darned Pater Familias.
Just sayin'.