On the Rocks Alert:Prince William caught kissing another woman!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 26 July 2010

The Globe and the Examiner are the Wicked Step Sisters who love to trash the royals, but this week the big sister takes a whack. They have a telephoto picture of Prince William kissing someone not Kate Middleton on the mouth. As we know, this only happens just before or just after two people engage in hot monkey sex, usually involving fresh fruit and appliances.