Dig up a corpse, why don'tcha?Gary Coleman was murdered!

Publication: Globe
Date: 21 June 2010

Unlike the other "Dig up a corpse, why don'tcha?" stories, the corpse in this case is relatively fresh. The Globe has "evidence" that Gary Coleman was murdered, probably by his wife.

Let's review, shall we?

1. The story is in the Globe and nowhere else, so reasonable people will assume it isn't true.
2. Coleman's health history was known to be bad.
3. If she killed him, we know for a fact it wasn't for the money, 'cause Gary was a broke-ass li'l mofo.