Damn You Skinny Alert™:Nicole Eggert loses weight

Publication: People
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

We'll see how long this pattern can be maintained, but I'm going to reserve Tuesdays for the stories about weight gain and weight loss. Former Baywatch babe Nicole Eggert went on Celebrity Fit Club and lost 15 pounds, and now she feels better about appearing in public in a swimsuit.

Isn't this the top priority for all 38 year old women? God knows you wouldn't want to go through all the trouble of being a good person or improving your mind. That's hard work!