Time travel non-paradox:Vanna White is getting older

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 1 Mar. 2010

In a week when Roger Ebert allowed people to see what he looks like without a jaw, the National Examiner wants us to think that a picture of Vanna White wearing little to no make-up is a tragedy.

For the record, Ms. White turned 53 on Thursday, and anyone her age who looks that good without make-up is WAY ahead of the game.

We are all getting older. What a tragedy.