Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 Feb. 2010
I made the man slut category specifically to discuss John Mayer and Gerard Butler, whom the tabloids link romantically with any female with working ovaries. Of course I should include Tiger Woods, who would never have been on a tabloid cover except that he is a major man slut.
The Flagship reports that while in sex rehab, he hooked up with one of his fellow sex addicts. Well, duh! If someone is a drunk or a drug addict and they go to Betty Ford, they aren't allowed to bring booze or drugs in with them, but people who sign up to be cured of "sex addiction" are fully expected to still be connected to their genitals.
You can see the problem right there.