Damn You Skinny Alert™: Jennifer Aniston in a bikini


Publications: OK!, Us Weekly, Star

A whole passel of tabloid rags have this "exclusive" picture of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. For a woman about to turn 41, she looks damn good, though the different colors of top and bottom are not particularly flattering.

She and new squire Gerard Butler and several of her friends decided to hang out in Mexico to celebrate, and somebody with a telephoto lens found out about it and voila!

Best wishes and many happy returns. There will be one more story about the same stuff with a slightly different angle tomorrow.