Last month, the Sun had a prophecy about the world ending on July 4. Here were the highlights.• Edgar Cayce foresaw killer fire storms. Sorry, Edgar, go back to sleep. There was a guy losing his arm in a fireworks accident, a runaway horse killing someone in Iowa, deaths in Afghanistan and Iraq, but nothing amazingly out of the ordinary. There may have been a killer fire storm someplace, but it didn't make the national headlines in the U.S.
• John the Evangelist says Satan will be in Congress. Maybe he was, but everybody else was back in their districts eating corn on the cob and kissing babies, so he failed to raise a quorum. I'm surprised Satan doesn't know more about parliamentary procedure given how many politicians are his guests for eternity.
• Black Elk tells us who will be saved. And I will tell you as well. Damn near the whole planet will be saved. There are somewhere between 6.7 and 6.85 billion people on the planet, and that number rose a bit yesterday, just like it does everyday. Feel better now?
• Mother Teresa points to hidden Bible secrets. Hate to burst anyone's bubble here, but Mother Teresa wasn't that big on the prophecy. She helped the poor, she built missions, she refused to give back donations even after it was proven in a court of law her benefactors were thieves, but prophetic visions... not so much.
So there you have it. Another end of the world prophecy turns out to be a dud. But don't worry, there's plenty more to come this year and some big dates in 2011 and 2012 as well. Super fun!