On the Rocks Alert:Hank Baskett goes to strip clubs after Kendra's sex tape is released

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 19 July 2010

We could look upon the gossip mags as a modern morality play, the Ten Commandments of Love starring famous people who make it easier to remember the important lessons.

For example, we would have the Jennifer Aniston Commandment: Thou shalt not wait until thou hast acquired two score years to find a mate and bear his child, no matter how smokin' hot thou art.

Or the Brad Pitt Commandment: Thou shalt not take to thy bed a person crazier than thyself.

And of course, the Kendra Wilkinson Commandment: Thou shalt not commit to tape nor DVD nor any recording medium the filthy acts of thy youth, nor in any way profiteth from them once they are released, lest thy spouse seek the comfort of the large breasted and financially inclined.

These are the words of the Lord.

Amen.