Publication: GlobeDate: 16 August 2010
The Globe gets all the facts straight in a story, then jumps to a far fetched conclusion. Zsa Zsa Gabor, once a famous international beauty, was found unconscious lying in a pool of blood after she fell trying to get into her wheelchair about two weeks ago. She was rushed to the hospital, where she still remains, though her situation has improved and doctors expect her to go home soon, though she is in a lot of pain with a broken hip.
The Globe believes all these facts point to... MURDER!
Okay. A pool of blood sounds dramatic and suspicious, but a head injury, whether accidental or intentional, can bleed a lot. Also, if this was a murder attempt, I'd like to point out that Ms. Gabor is now 93 years old. If you attempt to kill a 93 year old and fail, there are two possible and not mutually exclusive explanations.
- The 93 year old in question is tougher than a two dollar steak, or
- You kinda suck at murder.